Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men