The pet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
Auschwitz
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Cracker Barrel.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
In the I.C.U.
In the ICU.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A: To meet chicks.
Shhhhhhh.
UCLA.
San Andreas fault.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
A chauffeur.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Stop playing it cagey!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
