Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.