Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.