What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.