What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.