What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.