What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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Because it was Elise

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Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Stop "Russian"

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ian!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL