What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.