What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice