What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)