Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.