Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison