How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)