What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them