They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Because those men already have boyfriends.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
Their last big hits were The Wall.
A Snowglobe!
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Marblehead
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"
