How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"