How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts