How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."