How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.