Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubberto

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."