Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...