Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !