Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog