What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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How do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

HEY DUCK!!!!!**

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.