What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

How do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

HEY DUCK!!!!!**