What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.