What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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How do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

HEY DUCK!!!!!**

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.