How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.