How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.