How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.