How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.