Tie his hands behind his back
Cheow!
Only one cannoli.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
I poop with both hands.
Put sheet music in front of him
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
with ducktape!!