How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.