How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !