What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.