What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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His hand caught fire.

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.