What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...