Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.