Because you C4 of them exploding every day
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
Guardians of the galaxy
The guardians of the galaxy!
C4 yourself!
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.