Because you C4 of them exploding every day
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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."
Because it lasts forever.
An erection
He always throws the punch.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Neighour
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
They took my hijab!
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
