Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.