Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Because she'll just let it go.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
Dad Jokes.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Because there is no Turkey
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
You get this: ===D==8=
It was da-press-in.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
