What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do fish do when they have cancer?

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Where were you on Friday?

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*