What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car