What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Clothes but no cigar...

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"