What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!