What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees