What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days