What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer