What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl