What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan