What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.