What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.