What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!