What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken