What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.