What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.