How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.