How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.