How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...