How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.