Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.