Neighbor" thanks bugz
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
He started to hear invoices in his head.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
It won't be there
Santa stops after the third Ho
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Life eventually ends.
R and J
Because it was rated R.
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Neighbor
To get all their stuff back.
A warden