R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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The party was for "Wights only."

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