Neighbor
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Coconut
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
because Happy Hour ended.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
There is no F in way.
Nowledge."
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Neighbor.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly