Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!