Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Do you want to be black, or white

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Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.