Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.