What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!