What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE