What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii