What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.