What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.