What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.