Ford was my best friend.
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Put a redneck behind it.
Coz he was high :D
He drove a Ford.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The shootings
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
A lie