What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie