What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.