What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy