What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.