What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.