What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.