What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.