What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.