What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.