What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.