Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.