What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE