What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly