What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.