Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.