Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
they only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
He's writing an Algorithm!
America just did.
No, YOU the bomb.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Let me count the ways... Five.
Yoghurt has a culture.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
They only had 2 vans
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
I'll BC-ing you later.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
