Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
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They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
they only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
It didn't have any pickups
You skip the flat ones.
Simple, you get stoned twice
They only had 2 vans
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
In the cabernet
Taco Tuesday
The Mexican said, "A border".
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Because freedom rings.
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Naughty by Nature
