Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
they only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
They only had 2 vans
An Army of Juan
With a dustpan..
A: He's the stiff one.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A paragraph.
Konnichihuahua
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
10 after 1
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
One rabbyte
2 chairs and a half of a fish.