Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They were Holo-costly
It's Al Gore
because it's stoned.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
they only had one pickup
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
A seasoned veteran
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.
Getting a right call.
Ebay.
Dino-mite
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Your mom.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Immigrants
They chia'd.
Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
