What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic