What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.