What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.