What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.