What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.