What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's