What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.