What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.