Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Santa stops after three hoes.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!