Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.