Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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Santa stops after three ho's.

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Santa would never free an elf.

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Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!