Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do