Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."