Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."