Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.