How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)