What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What does a meditating cow say?

ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.