What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does a meditating cow say?

ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.