What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What does a meditating cow say?

ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.