What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...