What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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They meet up a work

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!