What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.