What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.