What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.