Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
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Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
She has cancer
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Use zodiac signs
Cause then there would be a hole in one!