What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.