What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood