What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.