What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.