What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.