Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Bob.

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You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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It had no arms.

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Lets go ride a bike!

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy