Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE