Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.