What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)