What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob