What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.