What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.