What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)