What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat