What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.