During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
A typewriter "
It is always look but don't touch.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Fedora the explorer.
Ughs*
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
There may be leavesdropping
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.