Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.