Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me