Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.