Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
They both want to make it rain.
Don't look! I'm changing!
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.