Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.