What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal