What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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